I'm gonna be a poet, I don't even know it!!

Here goes... Theres a girl in my class named Porky

Even though she acts really dorky

I like to climb my tree

She plays the role of a bee

I take honey out of the hole

She's like a furry little mole

                ~ Kellen M.

This is from one of our great fans, read this!:

You stink! Read my poem, stinky!

Read my poem please!

You smell like moldy cheese!

(wait! cheese is good!:P)

You taste like a pile of spinach!

Just like that bug called a finich!

Your website looks like a pile of scum.

That is why its on my thumb!

(wait! i don't have a thumb! AHHHH!!)

You sound like a screeching hippo

Go out and look like a sicko

This is where my poem ends

None of you cheeses will ever be my friends

                ~ Thumbless Poopy Cheese from a cow

Here's a few great one liners from our adoring fans!:

   " Silicone Glove in addition to elephant tea! YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH!" ~Savannah, MI

   " Who stole my cat?! RRREEEEERRROOOOWWWW!"

          ~Sean, CA

   " goo goo gaa gaa cooooochie coochie coo. i gota go poo! hi 5 dute!!!!!!!!!!!!"

               ~ Eric, TX

   " hey! its a skipy its a skipy lets squeeze!"

~the penut buter peple

 

 What do you guys think of our website? Lets find out!:

 

    Dear Ylezrac and Haras,

I think your website is realy kool! I luv learninng alll aboutt mucks! can i be a muk hunta?

          your numba 1 fane!

 

Dear guy,

      If you want to be a muck hunter your going to have to keep watching the website for updates! Oh, and practice your spelling!

                                Haras

 

Thats all for now!